Episodes

Ned tells us why OpenStack is not dead yet, Chris reminds us that Twitter continues to be awful, and we both wonder if anyone isn't using us-east-1.

Chris introduces us to the pointless term Hyperautomation, Ned reminds us that crypto is a scam, and we all agree that Barracuda needs a hug and a juice box.

Ned summarizes his experience at Cloud Field Day 17, Chris is pumped about satellite hacking IN SPACE, and we both agree that patent trolls are patently awful.

Ned puts on the AI goggles for Microsoft Build and Red Hat Summit, Chris is excited about Azure Linux, and we are both thankful PyPI is starting to require 2FA.

Chris picks out the highlights and themes of RSA 2023, Ned applauds the EU fine against Facebook, and we both are suspicious of Intel's intentions with x86S.

Ned sails the high seas of WiFi 7, Chris talks about Google in Paris, and we're both impressed with how busy Microsoft's legal team must be.

Chris wonders if AI can replaced him, Ned investigates ransomware in Texas, and we both remind you that passwords are terrible.

Ned ponders on the state of IPv6, Chris has kind words for Microsoft (sorta), and we both think Elon's micropayment idea is hot garbage.

Chris tells a tale of malware misery and how defense in depth could help, Ned is amazed by what people leave on their used devices, and we're all going to Sizzler!

Ned flicks through Flexera's State of the Cloud report, Chris queries about Qualcom's iSim, and it turns out I am the Lord and Emperor of Koopaland (According to my LinkedIn profile).

Chris counts down the OWASP API Security Top 10, Ned mocks InfoSec at his own peril, and we both hold out hope for a data privacy bill of rights.

Ned wonders why AI is pining for the fjords, Chris mulls over the Microsoft's new Teams client, and we both take a moment to appreciate the humble barcode.

Chris is concerned about Amazon One, Ned is amazed by Accenture's size, and we all celebrate one year of Chaos Lever's existence.

Ned brings cybersecurity home with a sac fly, Chris is wound up about the Tik Toks, and we're all excited about a Rolls Royce Phantom on the MOON.

Chris shares his thoughts on the updated National Cybersecurity Strategy, Ned does NOT pretend to understand SVB, and we all take a moment to remember Google Reader.

Ned analyzes the cloud repatriation brouhaha, Chris updates us on AWS IAM changes, and we all collectively roll our eyes at the Metaverse.

Chris gives no Snaps to Canonical, Ned reminds you that Comcast is awful, and we both agree that The Life of Brian is just OK.

Ned educates us about an SBOM and the terror of Derrick's onion dip, Chris feels salty about Tesla's Self Driving Beta, and we all agree that going back to the office is stupid.

Chris has notes on this whole Artificial Intelligence thing, Ned takes a victory lap on RISC-V, and Advertising Company Google bombs with Bard.

Ned takes a chance on RISC-V, Chris is entranced by ice, and Elon convinces a jury he's not malicious- just a moron.

Chris is peeved about PII problems, Ned is excited about Small Modular Reactors, and we both agree Google should be run by Larry Flynt.

Ned brings us up to speed on OT vs. IT, Chris shows us how an AI can beat a speeding ticket, and layoffs continue to accelerate.

Chris says No Ma'am to NOTAM, Ned says adieu to iTunes, and we both agree CES was a mess.

Ned has a sad about 3G's demise, Chris is cool for once, and we both are appalled by the state of InfoSec.