Episodes

Ned flicks through Flexera's State of the Cloud report, Chris queries about Qualcom's iSim, and it turns out I am the Lord and Emperor of Koopaland (According to my LinkedIn profile).

Chris counts down the OWASP API Security Top 10, Ned mocks InfoSec at his own peril, and we both hold out hope for a data privacy bill of rights.

Ned wonders why AI is pining for the fjords, Chris mulls over the Microsoft's new Teams client, and we both take a moment to appreciate the humble barcode.

Chris is concerned about Amazon One, Ned is amazed by Accenture's size, and we all celebrate one year of Chaos Lever's existence.

Ned brings cybersecurity home with a sac fly, Chris is wound up about the Tik Toks, and we're all excited about a Rolls Royce Phantom on the MOON.

Chris shares his thoughts on the updated National Cybersecurity Strategy, Ned does NOT pretend to understand SVB, and we all take a moment to remember Google Reader.

Ned analyzes the cloud repatriation brouhaha, Chris updates us on AWS IAM changes, and we all collectively roll our eyes at the Metaverse.

Chris gives no Snaps to Canonical, Ned reminds you that Comcast is awful, and we both agree that The Life of Brian is just OK.

Ned educates us about an SBOM and the terror of Derrick's onion dip, Chris feels salty about Tesla's Self Driving Beta, and we all agree that going back to the office is stupid.

Chris has notes on this whole Artificial Intelligence thing, Ned takes a victory lap on RISC-V, and Advertising Company Google bombs with Bard.

Ned takes a chance on RISC-V, Chris is entranced by ice, and Elon convinces a jury he's not malicious- just a moron.

Chris is peeved about PII problems, Ned is excited about Small Modular Reactors, and we both agree Google should be run by Larry Flynt.

Ned brings us up to speed on OT vs. IT, Chris shows us how an AI can beat a speeding ticket, and layoffs continue to accelerate.

Chris says No Ma'am to NOTAM, Ned says adieu to iTunes, and we both agree CES was a mess.

Ned has a sad about 3G's demise, Chris is cool for once, and we both are appalled by the state of InfoSec.

Ned predicts the ousting of Elon twice, Chris predict more password-less nirvana, and a special guest predicts imminent death and boiled fish.

Ned wonders if AWS is still re:Inventing the cloud, Chris is excited about bandwidth in SPACE, and we both are tired of Elon's ideas.

Chris ponders on the significance of SlackOps, Ned chides Samsung about their leaky keys, and we all breath a sigh of relief that re:Invent is over.

Ned tries to hold his head together talking about FTX, Chris laments Microsoft's terrible Patch Tuesday, and we are both thankful WSL has three syllables.

Chris is pumped about the Cybersecurity Resilience Act, Ned has some doubts about AI, and the government does something helpful?

Ned introspects on the recent tech layoffs, Chris is amazed at IBM's Osprey, and we both get a good laugh at Elon's ineptitude.

Chris gets down and dirty with CXL, Ned recalls that night in fall 2019, and all SURF the new browser wave.

Ned introduces us to Mastodon the social network service, Chris dips his toe in the CXL world with Rambus, and we both agree that Musk sucks.

Chris reminds us why remote work is the best and bosses are the worst, Ned has questions about Windows Subsystem for Android, and we're both worried about the ISC2.