Episodes

Ned wonders if AWS is still re:Inventing the cloud, Chris is excited about bandwidth in SPACE, and we both are tired of Elon's ideas.

Chris ponders on the significance of SlackOps, Ned chides Samsung about their leaky keys, and we all breath a sigh of relief that re:Invent is over.

Ned tries to hold his head together talking about FTX, Chris laments Microsoft's terrible Patch Tuesday, and we are both thankful WSL has three syllables.

Chris is pumped about the Cybersecurity Resilience Act, Ned has some doubts about AI, and the government does something helpful?

Ned introspects on the recent tech layoffs, Chris is amazed at IBM's Osprey, and we both get a good laugh at Elon's ineptitude.

Chris gets down and dirty with CXL, Ned recalls that night in fall 2019, and all SURF the new browser wave.

Ned introduces us to Mastodon the social network service, Chris dips his toe in the CXL world with Rambus, and we both agree that Musk sucks.

Chris reminds us why remote work is the best and bosses are the worst, Ned has questions about Windows Subsystem for Android, and we're both worried about the ISC2.

Ned waxes fondly about HashiConf Global, Chris wanes on Facebook, and we all feel the fires of Microsoft Ignite warm our cockles.

Chris holds himself in superposition about quantum computing, Ned is anxious about Ceph's fate, and we all wait on bated breathe for Microsoft Ignite.

Ned is pedantic about the term Supercloud, Chris is pedantic about everything, and we both think Halo Rise is a terrible, horrible, no good idea.

Chris rages against the tyranny of MFA, Ned reminds you that Facebook still hates you, and we all feel nostalgic about floppy disks.

Ned investigates the world of Decentralized Identity, Chris realized he's the problem with AI art, and we take the time to lament the Queen's passing in our own special way. By completely ignoring it.

Chris is incensed by Spam, Ned is burned up about lying ISPs, and everyone sees through Apple's smoke and mirrors.

Ned and Chris discuss how Best Practices don't exist, Cloudflare still sucks, and we all agree Chili Dogs also suck, but like in a good way.

Chris covers the Mudge and Twitter drama, Ned gets riled up about Cloudflare sucking, and we both agree that Centralia is a perfect metaphor for most corporate IT.

Ned laments the use of IPU in a deep dive on SmartNICs, Chris is upset about Protons, and we all bask in the glow of Janet Jackson's Rhythm Nation.

Chris reminds us of the deep existential crisis in late-stage capitalism, Ned gets excited about open-source emoji ����, and we both agree Comcast sucks.

Ned pontificates on the meaning of Zero Trust, Chris coins the term EquiFail, and we all ponder for whom the llama's ass is whipped.

Chris takes us on a QUIC journey through HTTP/3. Ned does and does not cover quantum cryptography. And we all lament the untimely death of the Choco Taco.

Ned pontificates about the premature announcement of Open Core's death, Chris is incensed by Facebook (again), and we all sigh heavily about hardcoded passwords.

Chris argues for pervasive, specialized clouds in a hyperscaler world. Ned fetches FIDO keys. And we once again lament the inevitable Muskination of Twooter.

Ned gets in his feels about DevOps, Chris maligns Elon's good name, and we both agree the Star Wars prequels are trash.

Live? from Cloud Field Day 14, Chris and Ned talk about AIOps limitations, illogical air gaps, and the hypercloud (you're welcome Stephen).