Episodes

We take a moment to reflect on VMware's past, present, and future given the Broadcom acquisition. Ned is furious about Chris' distaste for cake. And we all agree WSL on Windows Server is silly.

Security is a philosophy with a practical application, unlike anything Hegel ever wrote. Ned is dismissive of golf. And we all get a good laugh at Elon's expense.

Google wants to HELP whether you want it or not, Chris has a sad about the iPod'd demise, Ned reminisces about a high school sweetheart, and Stablecoins seem anything but.

Ned finally dissects the hyperscaler's earnings and the entrails are promising, Chris fumes about Facebook (#NeverMeta), and someone (not saying who) got an italian hoagie that was WAY too big.

Chris puts on a Brave face about Google's AMP project, Ned adopts a basset hound and names it Istio, and we all get progressively more confused about VMware and SD cards.

Ned insists that both spoons and multicloud do not exist, Chris introduces us to the ThunderBert cable standard, and we literally lament the figurative use of literally.

Chris adorns aviator goggles for a flight with Copilot, Ned continues to be correct about Ampere, and we begrudgingly address the Musk situation.

Ned expresses his disdain for all that web3 nonsense, Azure ARMs itself with new SKUs, and Elon is still a troll.

Chris finishes his thoughts about the presentations from Security Field Day 7 (#XFD7). Ned threatens to commit arson. And guess who's coming for dinner? No really, guess.

Chris talks about interesting tidbits from Security Field Day 7 (#XFD7). Ned bakes bread and breaks encryption. And we all agree that NFTs are the hottest grabage of all.

In this inaugural episode, we cover DNA based storage, Microsoft Ad problems, Oracle & Ampere, and a lack of lasagna emojis.