Gourmet Grey Goo

Episode: 45Published: 2/14/2023

AI: or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the inevitable death of civilization at the hands of our robot overlords

• Talking to AI Might Be the Most Important Skill of This Century
• Mens Journal started using AI to create articles. They contained ���serious errors and plagiarism,��� forcing an embarrassing retraction
• We literally still don���t understand human self-awareness, either philosophically or neurologically
• Watson also never made a profit

Lightning Round

• Ned Proves Prescient Again, RISC-V Port to Xen
  • If you���re a C developer, they���re looking for help.
• Microsoft Announces ChatGPTified Bing With Many Breathless Hyperboles
• Advertising Company Google Announces Bard, Stock Dips Immediately
• Microsoft To Replace Their Homegrown PDF Reader In Edge With Adobe
• Cloudflare Announces Mastodon Server Offering Just In Time For No One To Care
• AMD Expects To Continue ���Undershipping��� To Keep Prices High On CPUs and GPUs

Intro and outro music by James Bellavance copyright 2022