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May 8, 2025

Sparkles McTwinklefeet and the Insanity of Job Interviews | Chaos Lev…

In this episode, Ned and Chris dive headfirst into the chaotic world of technical interviews. From absurd coding tests to multi-hour marathons that seem more like hazing rituals, they break down just how broken the hiring pro...

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May 5, 2025

AI Writes Code, Judges Write Burns | Tech News of the Week

Another week, another tech reckoning! In this episode of Tech News of the Week, we dive into Microsoft's AI coding claims, password security doomscrolling courtesy of Hive Systems, Meta's courtroom drama, and Apple getting ab...

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May 1, 2025

How Google and Facebook Turned You Into a Product | Chaos Lever

Welcome back, fellow alleged humans 👋 In this episode of Chaos Lever, we jump headfirst into the ad-tech cesspool to answer one burning question: how did we go from banner ads to full-blown surveillance capitalism? Spoiler: i...

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April 29, 2025

Perplexity’s New Browser Wants All Your Data | Tech News of the Week

The legendary Blue Meanie is back, and so are we! 🎙️ This week on Tech News of the Week, we dive into four wild stories that you need to hear about. First up, Chris rants (in the best way) about the new Slate electric truck —...

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April 24, 2025

Escaping Google's Grasp: Tools for the Privacy-Minded | Chaos Lever

If your Gmail inbox is older than your adult children and you're just now wondering if it's been reading your diary all along—congrats, this episode is for you! In part two of our “Living Life Without Being Poisoned by FAANG”...

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April 21, 2025

Google on Trial, AI Support Fails, and Krebs Fights Back | Tech News …

Here's another Tech News of the Week for y'all! Stay tuned for our weekly full episode where we'll big talking about how you can ditch Google for something better (and no the irony of publishing this on YouTube is not lost on...

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April 17, 2025

Avoiding FAANG's Poison | Chaos Lever

Are your bones creaking? Is your back mysteriously acquiring new joints just to ache in fresh and exciting ways? Welcome to adulthood—and welcome back to Chaos Lever. In this episode, Ned and Chris dive into the literal pain ...

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April 14, 2025

Oracle Breach Cover-Up and Git Turns 20 | Tech News of the Week

In this week’s episode of *Tech News of the Week*, we’re talking about source control history, cyber cover-ups, licensing shenanigans, and encryption for the quantum future. It’s a spicy lineup, and we’re here for all of it. ...

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April 10, 2025

Why Your AI Assistant Still Sucks (And How MCP Might Help) | Chaos Le…

This week’s main dish? Agentic AI and the Model Context Protocol (MCP). What the heck do those mean? Why are they being compared to USB-C? And why should you care unless you’re an executive with a robot butler? Ned breaks it ...

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April 7, 2025

Fast Flux DNS Threats, TikTok Faces EU Fury, NGINX Exposed | Tech New…

This week we talk lawsuits, leaks, and legacy code—all wrapped in Kubernetes vulnerabilities and good ol' DNS doom. It's everything you didn't know you needed to hear, and more. Let's dive in: 🧠 TikTok is getting slammed with...

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April 3, 2025

Women Who Built the Future (and Got None of the Credit) | Chaos Lever

This week on Chaos Lever, we take a detour through a moldy book, moldy cheese, and somehow land at a celebration of women in tech history. Because that’s how this show works. We kick things off with a hot take on Who Moved My...

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March 31, 2025

Microsoft Azure Is Retiring Your Admin Access | Tech News of the Week

It's a wild week in tech and we're taking you on a ride through the most ridiculous and revealing stories from the digital frontier. Buckle up. 🎵 Remember Napster? Of course you do. It was the soundtrack to many of our teenag...

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March 27, 2025

OpenAI’s Freedom Salad and the Two-Page Apocalypse | Chaos Lever

Biden’s executive order on AI safety was 111 pages of not-terrible ideas like protecting privacy and creating AI guidelines. Naturally, big tech was *not* a fan. Because when you ask Meta and Google to behave responsibly, the...

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March 24, 2025

Facebook’s Legal Meltdown & Google’s $32B Power Move | Tech News of t…

This week we get into Facebook's ongoing saga of being the actual worst, a massive Google acquisition, some shady AI data scraping, and why the FCC is basically handing over rural America’s internet to the wolves. Buckle up. ...

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March 21, 2025

Thor, Thumb Drives, and Terrible Tech: Blackhat 2015 | Chaos Lever

We’ve got bruised shins, sketchy USB drives, and a surprisingly judgmental cat—so you know it’s a classic Chaos Lever episode. This week, Chris walks us through the wonderfully terrible 2015 movie *Blackhat*, a film that trie...

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March 18, 2025

Apple AI Fail, Quantum Hype & SUSE’s Bold Move | Tech News of the Week

🚀 Welcome back to Tech News of the Week, where Chris and I break down the biggest, weirdest, and occasionally most questionable tech stories from the past week. 🧪 **D-Wave’s Dubious Quantum Supremacy Claim** D-Wave is back at...

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March 14, 2025

Quantum Computing, Sandwiches, and Superconductors | Chaos Lever

This week on Chaos Lever, we explore a heartwarming yet launch into an in-depth (and completely correct, don’t question us) discussion about quantum computing and the hardware solutions behind a qubit. 🧠⚛️ Google, IBM, Amazon...

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March 11, 2025

VMware Under Attack Again—Three New Zero Days! | Tech News of the Week

Welcome to another round of tech news! This week, we're diving into the resurrection of a once-popular social media site, the EU's big bet on RISC-V, fresh zero days for VMware, and Broadcom's bold money-making moves. 🎯 **Red...

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March 6, 2025

How the Internet Became a Glorious Mess | Chaos Lever

The Internet: it was never supposed to work this well, and yet, here we are. This week, we’re diving into how we went from isolated, room-sized computers to a global, decentralized network that somehow (mostly) functions. We ...

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March 3, 2025

GPT-4.5 Drops & The Biggest Crypto Heist Ever | Tech News of the Week

📢 Welcome to another episode of Tech News of the Week, where Chris and I break down the biggest stories in tech—sometimes with insight, sometimes with sarcasm, but always with desks. Maybe? This week, we're talking about IBM ...

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Feb. 27, 2025

The Rise of NAT: A Necessary Evil in Networking | Chaos Lever

Fifth-generation programming languages? Generations don’t even matter anymore. We’re basically at iPhone generation 16-and-a-half, and at some point, people are just making stuff up. Speaking of making things up, today’s epis...

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Feb. 24, 2025

ARM Making Chips for Meta – Big Industry Shift? | Tech News of the We…

Welcome back to Tech News of the Week, where Chris and I break down the biggest and weirdest stories in tech. We're a week behind because Chris decided to lose power—how selfish! But we’re back, and we’ve got four spicy news ...

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Feb. 13, 2025

Why Sneakers (1992) is Still One of the Most Accurate Hacking Movies …

What happens when you mix cryptography, heists, social engineering, and a dash of early '90s tech paranoia? You get **Sneakers**—a movie that might be more relevant today than it was in 1992. In this episode, we break down th...

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Feb. 10, 2025

AWS Spends $100B on AI While OpenAI Fumbles Security | Tech News of t…

Welcome back to another jam-packed episode of Tech News of the Week! Chris and I are diving into four big stories that caught our attention this week. From sketchy ISP routers to OpenAI’s latest security fail, let’s break it ...

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