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March 27, 2025

OpenAI’s Freedom Salad and the Two-Page Apocalypse | Chaos Lever

Biden’s executive order on AI safety was 111 pages of not-terrible ideas like protecting privacy and creating AI guidelines. Naturally, big tech was *not* a fan. Because when you ask Meta and Google to behave responsibly, the...

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March 24, 2025

Facebook’s Legal Meltdown & Google’s $32B Power Move | Tech News of t…

This week we get into Facebook's ongoing saga of being the actual worst, a massive Google acquisition, some shady AI data scraping, and why the FCC is basically handing over rural America’s internet to the wolves. Buckle up. ...

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March 21, 2025

Thor, Thumb Drives, and Terrible Tech: Blackhat 2015 | Chaos Lever

We’ve got bruised shins, sketchy USB drives, and a surprisingly judgmental cat—so you know it’s a classic Chaos Lever episode. This week, Chris walks us through the wonderfully terrible 2015 movie *Blackhat*, a film that trie...

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March 18, 2025

Apple AI Fail, Quantum Hype & SUSE’s Bold Move | Tech News of the Week

🚀 Welcome back to Tech News of the Week, where Chris and I break down the biggest, weirdest, and occasionally most questionable tech stories from the past week. 🧪 **D-Wave’s Dubious Quantum Supremacy Claim** D-Wave is back at...

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March 14, 2025

Quantum Computing, Sandwiches, and Superconductors | Chaos Lever

This week on Chaos Lever, we explore a heartwarming yet launch into an in-depth (and completely correct, don’t question us) discussion about quantum computing and the hardware solutions behind a qubit. 🧠⚛️ Google, IBM, Amazon...

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March 11, 2025

VMware Under Attack Again—Three New Zero Days! | Tech News of the Week

Welcome to another round of tech news! This week, we're diving into the resurrection of a once-popular social media site, the EU's big bet on RISC-V, fresh zero days for VMware, and Broadcom's bold money-making moves. 🎯 **Red...

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March 6, 2025

How the Internet Became a Glorious Mess | Chaos Lever

The Internet: it was never supposed to work this well, and yet, here we are. This week, we’re diving into how we went from isolated, room-sized computers to a global, decentralized network that somehow (mostly) functions. We ...

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March 3, 2025

GPT-4.5 Drops & The Biggest Crypto Heist Ever | Tech News of the Week

📢 Welcome to another episode of Tech News of the Week, where Chris and I break down the biggest stories in tech—sometimes with insight, sometimes with sarcasm, but always with desks. Maybe? This week, we're talking about IBM ...

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Feb. 27, 2025

The Rise of NAT: A Necessary Evil in Networking | Chaos Lever

Fifth-generation programming languages? Generations don’t even matter anymore. We’re basically at iPhone generation 16-and-a-half, and at some point, people are just making stuff up. Speaking of making things up, today’s epis...

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Feb. 24, 2025

ARM Making Chips for Meta – Big Industry Shift? | Tech News of the We…

Welcome back to Tech News of the Week, where Chris and I break down the biggest and weirdest stories in tech. We're a week behind because Chris decided to lose power—how selfish! But we’re back, and we’ve got four spicy news ...

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Feb. 13, 2025

Why Sneakers (1992) is Still One of the Most Accurate Hacking Movies …

What happens when you mix cryptography, heists, social engineering, and a dash of early '90s tech paranoia? You get **Sneakers**—a movie that might be more relevant today than it was in 1992. In this episode, we break down th...

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Feb. 10, 2025

AWS Spends $100B on AI While OpenAI Fumbles Security | Tech News of t…

Welcome back to another jam-packed episode of Tech News of the Week! Chris and I are diving into four big stories that caught our attention this week. From sketchy ISP routers to OpenAI’s latest security fail, let’s break it ...

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Feb. 6, 2025

DeepSeek vs. OpenAI: Is This Really a Sputnik Moment? | Chaos Lever

Can you feel the enthusiasm radiating from this episode? No? Well, Chris is already singing *The Lion King*, so we’re off to a strong start. Today, we’re diving headfirst into the world of AI with DeepSeek, the latest generat...

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Feb. 3, 2025

Apple Silicon Security Flaws Exposed—Should We Be Worried? | Tech New…

Welcome back to another episode of *Tech News of the Week!* This week, we dive into some fascinating developments in quantum computing, corporate drama at Meta, a potential shake-up in the networking industry, and security vu...

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Jan. 30, 2025

X.500: The Directory Service That Time Forgot | Chaos Lever

Welcome to another episode of Chaos Lever, where we take a deep dive into the tech abyss and come out slightly more confused than when we started. This week, we're talking about the OG of directory services: X.500. Before Act...

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Jan. 27, 2025

Stargate Project’s $500B AI Dream & TikTok’s Creepy Accuracy | Tech N…

Welcome to this week’s **Tech News of the Week**! 📰 Chris and Ned dive into four fascinating stories from the tech world that made us scratch our heads, laugh, and maybe even fear the AI overlords just a little. Let's break i...

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Jan. 23, 2025

Disaster Recovery Fails: Lessons from the Trenches | Chaos Lever

Welcome to the Chaos Lever podcast! In this episode, we're sharing some of our favorite (and most cringe-worthy) disaster recovery stories as Chris and I relive our days in the IT trenches. From accidentally shutting down a w...

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Jan. 20, 2025

Stack Overflow Declines: ChatGPT's Surprising Impact | Tech News of t…

🎈 Farewell to FCC Chair Jessica Rosenworcel, whose leadership made significant strides in broadband access, net neutrality, and cybersecurity initiatives. Her final acts defended free speech, but concerns loom with her likely...

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Jan. 16, 2025

Cracking the Code: The Enigma Story | Chaos Lever

🌀 Hello, Alleged Humans! This week on Chaos Lever, we return to the fascinating world of cryptography, focusing on the Enigma Machine and its role in World War II. The Enigma Machine was an engineering marvel of its time, use...

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Jan. 13, 2025

The Worst Tech Products of CES 2025 Revealed! | Tech News of the Week

Welcome to this week’s Tech News of the Week! Join us as we break down the most fascinating and sometimes ridiculous tech stories making headlines. Let's dive in! 🎙️ 🚨 **Cyber Trust Mark Labels** Starting in 2025, new "Cyber ...

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Jan. 9, 2025

Tech Predictions 2025: AI, RISC-V, and Big Tech Shakeups | Chaos Lever

Welcome to our 2025 Predictions episode! This week, we dive into the future of tech with bold forecasts on RISC-V, AI advancements, cloud innovations, and the evolving landscape of tech giants. From potential Google breakups ...

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Jan. 6, 2025

OpenAI’s Broken Promises & USB-C Victory | Tech News of the Week

Welcome to another week of tech news! Let’s dive into the biggest stories making waves: 📢 OpenAI promised a data opt-out tool for creators all the way back in May 2024... and where is it? Nowhere to be found! Despite pledging...

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Dec. 26, 2024

Bold Predictions, Bad Math, and 2024 Failures | Chaos Lever

🐶 Dogs don’t care about your sleep schedule, and apparently neither does AI, the metaverse, or the global cloud industry. Welcome to our annual Predictions Review Episode, where we celebrate how *mostly wrong* Ned was about e...

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Dec. 23, 2024

Free GitHub Copilot: A Taste of AI Coding | Tech News of the Week

This week on Tech News of the Week, Chris and I dive into four fascinating stories from the world of tech: from the limits of human brains to the rise of WebAssembly. Plus, we get philosophical about the ephemeral nature of t...

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