More Like VMwhere?

Episode: 11 Published: 05/31/2022

Stories

EXT: A suburban neighborhood in front of a house with green siding and white trim. It is definitely green and not at all blue, no matter what my ex says. Our heroes are exiting the front door wearing spring appropriate garb.

CHRIS: It’s not that I don’t like cake, it’s more that I’m ambivalent towards it. Like me and cake would be great neighbors, but not friends.

NED: That’s stupid, cake is everyone’s friend. In fact��

[Ned is interrupted by a loud cracking sound as a blue lighting ball appears in front of the house that is definitely not blue. I mean it could be considered a blueish green, but primarily green. No one would mistake it for a blue house. Oh, and a mysterious figure emerges from the ball. ]

OLD MAN: Ned, Chris! Thank goodness, I’m in the right timeline. Tell me, is it Blurbuary yet?

CHRIS: Blurbuary? What are you talking about, it’s May. And how do you know our��

OLD MAN: There’s no time! I mean there’s lots of time, maybe too much. But then this must mean.. Quick, who is the president?

NED: Joe Biden

OLD MAN: Crap. And what goes on a hot dog?

CHRIS: Ketchup, naturally.

OLD MAN: No no no, crap. Crappity crap crap. Alright, last question, and listen carefully. How do you feel about cake?

CHRIS: [Begins to answer and is rudely cut off by another lightning ball.] Don��t care for��

[Before Chris can finish his sentence, the old man is sucked into the new lightning ball, which adds a blue-ish pallor to the house, which is still unequivocally green. I mean, in the proper lighting at dawn or dusk, maybe I could see it? No, no, no! This is a green house and I stand by it.]

NED: That was. Odd. Should we go get some hot dogs with ketchup?

CHRIS: Sure! And we can get some delicious pie afterwards.

NED: Sounds good. Even if we can��t agree on cake, we��ll always have pie.